Most of the links on this page are not safe for work...so watch your back...
Last night I was reading Candy's blog and she was asking what she should get pierced next; reminding us she already had her taint pierced.
Now, Jaded is pretty smart, sometimes, but I never heard of that word before, so I hit up my bff google.
Y'all my mouth dropped. Literally the second link I clicked on had a lady with her ass up, kitty out, and well...a pierced taint. (also known as a fourchette piercing).
Admittedly, while it's super cool to look at, it was bewildering to me. I mean...how does that work? And doesn't it interfere with everyday life?
Anyway, once I picked my jaw up from off the ground I started browsing the website some more (it's like the wikipedia of
Some of that shit is straight up CA-RAZY (wait...tell me again why you want to pierce your URETHRA?).
I was looking at the clit piercing (also known as a vertical hood piercing). And thought to myself, if I was a bad bitch, I'd get that done.
I mean imagine the surprise of my boo when he gets down there and
TA-DA!!!!
Kitty Jewelry :-D
Sadly.
I am not a bad bitch. I have a very very low tolerance for all kinds of pain. Like even needles. God forbid I get diabetes or something that would involve me administering a shot everyday. Seriously. God Forbid.
I do have my belly button pierced. I got it done nearly ten years ago and I remember I almost died on that black table they had me on. Seriously. I. almost. died. I don't know what possessed me to get that done...wait. Yes I do. I had this two piece prom dress (jr) and I thought it'd be sooooo hott if I had that pierced. Lord. I was a loser.
I wonder if getting the kitty pierced hurts as bad as the belly button. According to the the wikipedia of
**quickly wonders if there is a bad bitch underneath her lame-ness**
Nope. :-(
23 said to Jaded:
Wowwwwwwww....those pictures are CRAZY! Especially that taint one. Can you imagine what position she had to be in to get that done? LOL. Don't worry though. You're not alone. I'm not a bad bitch either lol. I applaud you for getting your belly button pierced. I couldn't have even done that.
i have seen all those different kinds of piercing. i do not think there is any situation in the world that would lead to me getting needles shoved into my penis.
my penis and i run drills every month. if anything remotely painful approaches my crotch area, my penis will grab my balls, detach itself, and head to mexico.
lmao @Stew's entire comment.
To luvinyounow...I had to sit on a table in stirrups kinda like when u go to the OBGYN. It wasn't uncomfortable at all.
Jaded NO BITCHASSNESS...just BADASSNESS! You can get your poon pierced. I'm telling you...I'm scared of needles too, and everytime I get a new piercing I say it's my last, yet somehow I always end up back in the chair getting something else lol. Next, surgical needles scare the fuck out of me...I always trip out when I get blood work done, so you're not alone lol. Just get some balls and do it!!
oh and one more thing. my taint piercing looks diff than that one in the pic. you see how hers looks like 1 ball right there? mine has 2 balls...it's pierced vertically. email me if u dont understand and ill show u a pic.
I've learned so much and maybe even too much in this post...lol
and google can't be your BFF because its my BFF...lol
ROFL@ Stew's comments.
Umm, Jaded, thanks for the...education.
the more you know *insert NBC shooting star here*
LOL!!
Candy yousa bad bitch alright. I'm all for the tats and stuff and my ears and tongue are done, but that's about where I draw the line. I ain't piercin NUTTIN below my neck. Straight up.
I went to get a PA a while back and chickened out and got my nipples done instead
(but still paid the PA price *grrr*)
I finally manned up and got it done and I have no regrets... and the face people girls make when they see it...*priceless*
@luvin if it were NOW I don't think I could do it either!!
@stew that is funny. I can't believe you've seen those before!
@candy I actually seen a couple of pierced fourchettes (since I started my research) including ones with a double barbell. they say not everyone is "equipped" for that so I think you got lucky!
@Eb me and google go way way back...lol
@flyy see I can't even do the tatoo thing so u betta than me!
@andre YOU LYIN. You were not going to get a Prince Albert. As a practical matter..wouldn't a condom tear?? So you have your nips pierced? That's super cool!
@ Andre. Hold up! You currently have a PA??????????? *falls to the floor in disbelief*
1. you are a fool for this one
2. im mad at the fact that I CANT click on the links because I am at work and dont want my computadora .. to get flagged for PORN
3. you and eb are BOTH mistaken because I am the Queen of Google and he is a loyal servant to me and me alone.. at least thats what i like to think..
hehe I been thinking about gettin some kitty jewels for about a year now...but i;m stil traumatized from my tongue piercing! O WOW!
I died a million deaths!
I want to get my bad ass on! lol
I didn't go to any of the links because I am in a public library but just last week I read about a blogger getting her hood pierced, she said it wasn't so bad. *Shrug* I thought about it for maybe 2 seconds then quickly changed my mind with my luck my shit would rot and fall off.
lol @ this entire post and thread...i'm at a public library right now so i couldn't click on the links. i can only imagine though...lol
i want a clit piercing so bad but i'm too scared to do it. wayyyy too scared.
OMG at all the links on this page. I can't even imagine getting any of these things done. I'm on my parent's computer and I clicked all the links. I hope they don't come behind me and start asking questions ...
**tools/internet options/delete history**
i had my tongue pierced before..didn't hurt
i wanted the kitty done for almost 7 months now...i want the hood of the lcit pierced....
just think...you get to buy cute kitty kat jewelry....
my friend got hers done.....she said sex is now outstanding!!! especially when he eats the kat...i think imma suck it up and be that bad bitch
@andre - PA??? wow!!!!
okay..last comment...i had no idea you could pierce a penis sooo many ways!!!!
ewwwww ...i need to meet the crazy person that says ok I want to stick a metal stud in my peepee...Yes I reverted to 10. I feel so polished and nothing like the big girl I think I am.
I mean imagine the surprise of my boo when he gets down there and
TA-DA!!!!
Kitty Jewelry :-D
-priceless
When I went to get a tat, the artist told me that the ammonia in your pee would help it to heal faster. Im not against it, actually if I didn't work where I worked...I'd be pierced and tatted up, but its not a must have.
I can't imagine that kind of pain down there. I had a bad nip experience shaving and that shit was not comfortable. But now you got me thinking...hmmm.
I was talking to a friend the other day anbd his dad told him if he ever pierced his ear he would rip it out
I guess I am a bad bitch....LMAO!! I have a vertical hood piercing that I've had for over 10 years now (wow time flies). It's different from a clit piercing tho, just have to emphasize that. It's thru the skin that is over the clit, not thru the clit itself. It hurt, but not THAT bad because the skin is really thin. I will NEVER get rid of this piercing because of it is VERY useful during.... uh..... activities. *heh heh*
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